27.11.03 | 11:58 p.m. | Instructions. Battery Not Included

strange hours: i have no idea what i'll do tomorrow
strange hours: but i'm pretty sure it involves staying away from people
messr. k-: lucky you
strange hours: eh
strange hours: unrefined dullness.
messr. k-: then refine it
messr. k-: make it sparkling dullness
strange hours: does that involve effort?
strange hours: or cleaning products
messr. k-: both i believe, start out with murphy's oil soap, get some 00 grade steel wool and a dewalt rotary sander
messr. k-: apply oil soap liberally and proceed to wash away dullness
messr. k-: do not use water
strange hours: gocha
messr. k-: after oil soap has dried, sand body with a 40 grit sandpaper to remove any rough spots
strange hours: ok
messr. k-: then reapply oil soap again liberally to fill any cuts and nicks
strange hours: is that all?
strange hours: should i spray a clear protective finish on it when done?
messr. k-: then after oil soap has dried again gently wipe with steel wool, then soak in a pool of 50% gum arabic, 25% potassium sulfide, 12%water, and 13% sodium hydroxide
messr. k-: for at least 20 min
strange hours: hmmm
messr. k-: or until skin starts to gently flake away like a well cooked piece of philo dough
strange hours: not sure about the sodium hydroxide, but i think we have everything else....
messr. k-: well get to it
strange hours: i'm in my pjs.
strange hours: and very full of triptophane
strange hours: bad idea.