Friday, Jan. 16, 2004 | 11:37 p.m. | Shiver Me Timbers

i'm busy finding new pirate slang to turn into lewd and salacious entendres. it is surprsingly easy.

"the captain will be back momentarily, he's just bucking his swash."

"that's one jolly roger!"

[text removed on the slim chance that small children are reading this]

and so forth. of course i did live with a psych major for a year and a half. if i can't turn "walking the plank" into someting sufficiently freudian, i'm not really trying, am i?

Thursday, Jan. 15, 2004 | 11:53 p.m. | Chaos At Work

strange hours: is the part of the day where you tell me i'm evil?
miss e-: It needs not be said...you know it true already.
strange hours: aww. but i do love hearing it confirmed.
miss e-: You. Are.Evil.Incarnate.

also, everyone is fixated on sharpies today at work, for various unconnected reasons. also, i kept running into references to the kinks today. 'fundamental interconnectedness of all things' my foot.