Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2004 | 4:36 p.m. | mp3 stream and all that jazz . . .

easiest way to earn my unswerving devotion to your radio station: play "you're standing on my neck" by splendora. follow it up with a strange they-might-be-giants-meets-glee-club-esque cover of rober frost's "fire and ice". wtul tulane, i loff you.

Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2004 | 11:41 a.m. | Automatic Writing

a promising new trend in spam: stream of consciousness advertisments for cheap viagra. it's more entertaining anyways.

What a great chance - bowling ball stalactites living with 51

Unlike so many debutantes who have made their tattered tabloid to us.Rosa and I took judge around (with around movie theater, avocado pit inside.

Sunday, Feb. 08, 2004 | 6:08 p.m. | The Empire Strikes Back Borders

there were all manner of storm troopers and imperial guards at my local borders today. they milled around, shifted their blasters from one arm to the other, and danced at small children.

i also suspect that george lucas never filmed a storm trooper scratching his butt when he thought no one was looking.

just when i thought life was going to be dull and predictable.

(there are other new images in the kameraphone gallery too.)