Sunday, Apr. 18, 2004 | 6:41 p.m. | BLEH. Allow Me to Repeat That: BLEH.

who died and declared the end of spring and the immediate start of summer?

eighty-five. plus. degrees.

for the next three days. all the cherry blossoms are going to up and die, you know.

as for me, i shall be curling up in a ball with a bag of ice under the nearest piece of shadowy furniture, and drowsing my way through the next three days, wishing i were dead.